Brian Jeffrey
Nick Name: Spanky
Age: 23
Birthday: one every year
e-mail address: Classified
Major: Procrastination (notice I'm one of the last getting my stuff on the web page)
Weight: 195
Height: 6'2"
Waist: slim
Chest: buff
Inseam: long
Shoe Size: big, and you know what that means...
Favorite Recreational Beverage: beer, tranja
Favorite Movie: see Scurvey's response
Celebrity you Resemble: (a younger) Jean Claude Van Damme
Turn-Ons: athletic
Turn-Offs: hairy legs
Hometown: Clinton, IA
Hometown's Slogan: "101 things to do with a river view" - trust me, there are NOT that many things to do there!
Favorite Food: Italian
Shampoo: Head and Shoulders
Favorite Cereal: Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: definitely boxers
What color for the above: whatever's clean
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: mmm, cookie dough
Song Title That Describes You: "Smooth"
Hobbies: fighting cancer, playing softball for the Brewmasters, Legos
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: Why not
Other Instruments Played: tuba, trombone, kazoo
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: fold
Favorite Class: United States in World Affairs, or Computational Fluid Dynamics & Heat Transfer... I can't decide
Biggest Fear: Nookie operating on me (can you believe that guy is going to be a surgeon!?)
Three Words That Describe You: only need two... ladies' man
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Jacob Gassman
Nick Name Diamond Shamrock
Age 22
Birthday Nov. 8th
e-mail address jacob-gassman@uiowa.edu
Major: Music Ed.
Weight 210
Height 6'1"
Waist: supple yet tasteful
Chest: tasteful yet supple
Shoe Size: 12
Favorite Recreational Beverage: orange juice with additives and tranja
Favorite Movie: Tron
Celebrity you Resemble: Jake Gassman (or Brendan Fraser says Darin)
Turn-Ons: someone who loves me for my mind and not just my astonishing good looks
Turn-Offs: someone who loves me for my astonishing good looks and not my mind
Hometown: Dubuque, IA
Hometown's Slogan: get out and stay out (not really, but it's sorta catchy)
Favorite Food: BLTs
Favorite Cereal: cocoa puffs
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: depends on how free I'm feeling that day
What color for the above: Leopard print, always leopard print
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chocolate
Song Title That Describes You: "2 Legit 2 Quit" by Hammer
Hobbies: thinking about meaningless questions
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: Yeah!!!
Other Instruments Played: tuba, trombone, guitar and electric bass
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: fold
Favorite Class: I have no class
Biggest Fear: Darin Wilson
Three Words That Describe You: Iamtoomuchtohandle in threewords
Favorite Quote: "There's no I in march band" -J. Gassman
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Geoff Buchanan
Nick Name: 2pac
Age: 21
Birthday: March 15, 1980
e-mail address: dwwilson@blue.weeg.uiowa.edu
Major: trivial pursuit. . .er, history
Weight: 175
Height: 6 ft.
Waist: anywhere between a 32 and 34
Chest: 36B
Inseam: ask your mom, darin
Shoe Size: big
Favorite Recreational Beverage: you mean like
gatorade?
Favorite Movie: the usual suspects
Celebrity you Resemble: a damn ugly one in this
picture (and go to hell darin for asking this
question)
Turn-Ons: hairy body
Turn-Offs: athletic build (wait a minute. . .switch
those two around)
Hometown: algona, ia
Hometown's Slogan: welcome to algona
Favorite Food: anything tasty
Shampoo: herbal essences (gotta have that morning
orgasm)
Favorite Cereal: honey nut tasty o's
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: i like underoos
What color for the above: black and gold (i am
batman!)
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: chunk
Song Title That Describes You: "i am the king", by
supafuzz
Hobbies: filling out questionnaires
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: sure
Other Instruments Played: guitar, and back in the
day the trumpet, baritone, and recorder
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: you guys are sick,
you crumple the paper to get everything
Favorite Class: i would have to say upper-middle
Biggest Fear: nut shots. . .i face that fear every
day
Three Words That Describe You: geoffrey allen
buchanan
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Dave Philipp
Nick Name Kojac
Age 22
Major: Mechanical Engineering
Weight 170
Height 6' 1"
Shoe Size 11.5
Favorite Recreational Beverage Beer
Celebrity you Resemble Anthony Edwards
Hometown Mt. Vernon, IA
Favorite Food Anything Italian or Mexican
Shampoo Head and Shoulders
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong Boxers
What color for the above Multicolor
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor oreo
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay Nay
Other Instruments Played Trumpet, Guitar
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper Fold
Favorite Class Pep Band, get to watch sports, get credit and money
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Matt Johnson
Nick Name: Scurvey
Age: Recently 21
Birthday: January 22, 1981
e-mail address: matthew-johnson@uiowa.edu
Major: Economics/Philosophy no, not open anymore
Weight: 170ish (very petite, i know)
Height: 5'8"
Waist: 33"
Chest: So soft and supple, you'd wet your pants.
Inseam: 29"
Shoe Size: 11, mens
Favorite: Recreational Beverage Beer
Favorite Movie: Too many to name
Celebrity you Resemble: Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Harrison Ford
Turn-Ons: Beautiful, sexy, funny, amazing women, like Banger
Turn-Offs: Hairy, smelly, fat men. Farts.
Hometown: DeWitt, IA
Hometown's Slogan: "Crossroads of Opportunity"
Favorite Food: Pizza
Shampoo: Yes, I do. Herbal Essences
Favorite Cereal: Frosted Flakes.
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: Boxers, anyone who wears anything else is a chump.
What color for the above: Multi-colored, some with polka dots.
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: All kinds.
Song Title That Describes You: "Matt Johnson, Rocks the world, and has a huge pee pee, and is soo cool, everyone loves him, and god-damn he's sexy, and yeah, he is great."
Hobbies: Masturbation.
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: Yeah.
Other Instruments Played: Does the skin flute count??
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: Toilet paper is a waste of money, use one's hand.
Favorite Class: Ancient Philosophy, With Prof. Duelinger
Biggest Fear: None to speak of, right now.
Three Words That Describe You: Matthew Louis Johnson
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Josh Begley
Nick Name: Ricketts
Age: 23
Birthday: 1/14/79
e-mail address: thetubagod@hotmail.com
Major: Music performance and Business Administration
Weight: 280+
Height: 6'0"
Waist: 30 something
Chest: ?!
Inseam: depends, whose asking
Shoe Size: 11 ½
Favorite Recreational Beverage: Simple BEER
Favorite Movie: Office Space, Jack off and the Bean Stock
Celebrity you Resemble: Harrison Ford
Turn-Ons: Show me a woman and I let you know.
Turn-Offs: leg stubble
Hometown: Wilton IA
Hometown's Slogan: "Home of the Beavers" (really)
Favorite Food: Beer, one of the five food groups, its got grains.
Shampoo: Paul Mitchell, Yeah its high class taste but sometimes you’ve got to wash it all very well.
Favorite Cereal: Lucky Charms
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: Boxer Briefs
What color for the above: Maroon
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Michelob Light
Song Title That Describes You: What time is it?
Hobbies: Woodworking
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: three words… Bucket of water.
Other Instruments Played: tromboner, trumpet, tuba
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: save the echo system, take a shower after you shit!
Favorite Class: cheep!
Biggest Fear: The bitch has a knife!
Three Words That Describe You: Joshua Aaron Begley
Favorite Quote: No pulse no problem! –J. Begley
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Zachary Begley
Nick Name : (Hair) Pie
Age : 19
Birthday : March 21
e-mail address : zach-begley@uiowa.edu
Major : Undecided
Weight : 170 lbs.
Height : 5'10"
Waist : 32
Chest : ...enormous, the way you think of God's as big.
Inseam : 32
Shoe Size : 10.5
Favorite Recreational Beverage : Napalm (have you ever had it? It's really quite good)
Favorite Movies : Holy Grail, Chasing Amy, American History X
Celebrity you Resemble : Edward Norton
Turn-Ons : Attractive women
Turn-Offs : Cheese melts
Hometown : Wilton
Hometown's Slogan : Pet the Beaver
Favorite Food : Chinease
Shampoo : T-gel, Finesse
Favorite Cereal : Pop-tarts
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong : Well, it varies by the day...
What color for the above : Also dependant on the day...
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor : Chocolate chip cookie dough (umm....)
Song Title That Describes You : "Go to hell, I hate you, geht outta my life" (written by myself, and usually I sing it to myself...)
Hobbies : growing chia pets, naming them, then smashing them
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay : I'll let you guess
Other Instruments Played : Trumpet, Cornet, Barritone, and very little French horn
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper : Fold, always
Favorite Class : Quest for Human Destiny
Biggest Fear : waking up one morning with hugging me from behind
Three Words That Describe You : "If at first you don't succeed, lower your standards."
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Kearn Kirkwood
Nick Name: Lurch
Age: 19
Birthday: August 26, 1982
e-mail address: irkwood@uiowa.edu
Major: English and Computer Science
Weight: about 180
Height: about 6'3"
Waist: 34
Chest: 38
Inseam: 34
Shoe Size: 12 or 13, depends on the brand
Favorite Recreational Beverage: beer or amareto
mixed with just about anything
Favorite Movie: Almost Famous
Celebrity you Resemble: The guy who play guitar for
Taproot
Turn-Ons: naked women
Turn-Offs: naked men
Hometown: Dyersville, IA
Hometown's Slogan: Farm Toy Capital of the World
Favorite Food: bbq ribs
Shampoo: HEAD and shoulders
Favorite Cereal: Lucky Charms
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: boxer, except when I'm
running, then briefs
What color for the above: black
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Rocky Road
Song Title That Describes You: Wallflower by
Caroline's Spine
Hobbies: sleep, sleep, sleep, poetry, drawing,
computers
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: whichever she perfers
Other Instruments Played: a long time ago-
trombone, piano, various percusion
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: crumple
Favorite Class: right now- basic playwriting, ever-
reading poems or creative writing
Biggest Fear: either Richard Simons or drowning
Three Words That Describe You: lanky, spikey,
sleepy
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Jill Jackson
Nick Name: Mother Shabubu
Age: 20
Birthday: Dec. 20th
e-mail address: Shabubu20@aol.com
Major: Math Secondary Ed.
Weight: You don't need to know this!
Height: 5ft 3 in (short)
Waist: 32
Chest: 36
Inseam: 30
Shoe Size: 8
Favorite Recreational Beverage: grasshoppers or diet coke
Favorite Movie: Killer Clowns From Outerspace
Celebrity you Resemble: Julia Roberts and Marilyn Monroe
Turn-Ons: Eyes, smiles, personality
Turn-Offs: bad teeth, if they are mean to others
Hometown: Cedar Rapids, IA
Hometown's Slogan: City of Five Seasons--The fifth being recreation!
Favorite Food: My mom's apple crisp
Shampoo: Suave--tropical island
Favorite Cereal: Lucky Charms
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: I like my guys in boxers!
What color for the above: Purple
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: French Silk Pie
Song Title That Describes You: In Twirls (NapLikeFlash)
Hobbies: Making out with Darin
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay : Yeah
Other Instruments Played: Piano
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: Fold
Favorite Class: Ed Psych
Biggest Fear: snakes
Three Words That Describe You: Ask the guys!
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Mike Bernas
Nick Name: Nookie
Age: 21
Birthday: August 16, 1980
e-mail address: mbernas@engineering.uiowa.edu
Major: Biomedical Engineering
Weight: 155 lbs
Height: 5’ 9 ½â€
Waist: 31
Chest:?
Inseam: 32
Shoe Size: 9 ½
Favorite Recreational Beverage: beer
Favorite Movie Celebrity you Resemble: ?
Turn-Ons: girls that are well balanced, personality
and yeah, physically
Turn-Offs: super-crazy girls, and smoking
Hometown: Rock Island, IL
Hometown's Slogan: ?
Favorite Food: spaghetti
Shampoo: Suave…(Sua-Ve)
Favorite Cereal: Honey Comb
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: briefs
What color for the above: whitey tighteys
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Lady Lee Chocolate
Song Title That Describes You: ?
Hobbies: Movies
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: ?
Other Instruments Played: piano, guitar
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: crumple
Favorite Class: High School American History
Biggest Fear: Not succeeding
Three Words That Describe You: Experience, balance,
respect
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Darin Wilson
Nick Name: C.B.
Age: 24
Birthday: December 27, 1977
e-mail address: darin-wilson@uiowa.edu
Major: English
Weight: 265
Height: 6'3"
Waist: 38
Chest: 52
Inseam: 34, 24 if you include the dangle of my...
Shoe Size: 15
Favorite Recreational Beverage: Long Island
Favorite Movie: Goonies
Celebrity you Resemble: Mr. Jack Black (Tenacious D, Orange County)
Turn-Ons: Girls That Are Not Ugly
Turn-Offs: Fat Chicks That Are Ugly(Yeah Im Shallow, what are you going to do about it!)
Hometown: Lancaster, Ohio
Hometown's Slogan: "Gateway to the Hocking Hills"
Favorite Food: Mac and Chee
Shampoo: Head and Shoulders
Favorite Cereal: Capn Crunch Peanut Butter
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: Boxers, and Briefs (not at the same time though)
What color for the above: Some sort of print, or white
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Peanut Butter Cup
Song Title That Describes You: Welcome To The Jungle
Hobbies: Playing in a Band, and Trying to get 2pac (Batman) to not be gay
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: Yeah, kill those sperm bastards
Other Instruments Played: Trumpet, Bass Guitar
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: Fold
Favorite Class: This Semester would be, Table Tennis, Racquetball, Indoor Soccer, and Fitness walking
Biggest Fear: Being the only person in college to ever sleep with jefe, and nair on my nipples(it really burns)
Three Words That Describe You: inner spontaneous combustion
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Jeff Hammer
Nick Name : Squeak
Age : 26
Birthday : June 24, 1975
e-mail address : hammer2001@hotmail.com
Major: Russian, East European, & Eurasian Studies
Weight: 190
Height: 5' 7"
Waist: 38
Chest: 46
Inseam ??
Shoe Size: 10.5
Favorite Recreational Beverage: Guinness, Vodka
Favorite Movie: 2001: A Space Odyssey
Celebrity you Resemble: ??
Turn-Ons: no comment
Turn-Offs: no comment
Hometown: Muscatine, IA
Hometown's Slogan: Melon City, Pearl City
Favorite Food: Steak, Potatoes, & Corn on the cob
Shampoo: Head & Shoulders
Favorite Cereal: Maple & Brown Sugar Oatmeal
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: boxer briefs
What color for the above: black
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate chip cookie dough
Song Title That Describes You: "Loser" -Beck
Hobbies: DJing, Hockey, Paintball....
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: uh....yeah...
Other Instruments Played: the trumpet a long time ago...
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: fold
Favorite Class: Russian
Biggest Fear: being alone
Three Words That Describe You: ???
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John Wellman
Nick Name: Vershaw
Age: 18
Birthday: April 17 1983 A.D.
e-mail address: johnwellman@hotmail.com
Major: A what?
Weight: 175 lbs.
Height: 6 feet
Waist: 31 in.
Chest: 34 a cup
Inseam: 34 in
Shoe Size: 12.5
Favorite Recreational Beverage: hmmm
Favorite Movie: Jay and Silent Bob Strike back
Celebrity you Resemble: Matt Damon
Turn-Ons: Shapley legs
Turn-Offs: facial hair
Hometown: Quincy Il
Hometown's Slogan: a tree city
Favorite Food: Steak
Shampoo: Pert plus
Favorite Cereal: fruity pebbles
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: Boxers
What color for the above: Blue
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Vanilla
Song Title That Describes You:
Hobbies: Paintball, recreational destruction of property
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay: Yeah
Other Instruments Played: Trombone
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: folded
Favorite Class: my pillow
Biggest Fear: Dieing in bed old and decrepid
Three Words That Describe You: calm, sarcastic, indifferent
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Matt Olson
Nick Name: Jody
Age: 18
Birthday: 2/26/83
e-mail address: Mat416@aol.com
Major: Cinema
Weight: 170
Height:5'10"
Waist: 34
Chest:38 b
Inseam: 30
Shoe Size: 13
Favorite Recreational Beverage: Bud Light Pitcher Style
Favorite Movie: Brain Candy
Celebrity you Resemble:
Turn-Ons:Chicks that will give me the time of day
Turn-Offs: Ugly Chicks that always give me the time of day
Hometown: Naperville, IL
Hometown's Slogan: "Welcome to the top 10% of the world's income status"
Favorite Food: Anything that Ranch goes well with.
Shampoo: The cheap shit that is on sale
Favorite Cereal: Lucky Charms
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong: boxer-briefs
What color for the above: Black
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Cookie Dough
Song Title That Describes You: "Everything You Want"
Hobbies: Movies, video games, Beer
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay : Yeah
Other Instruments Played: Bongos, trombone and most other instraments that require little talent
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper: Crumple
Favorite Class: Vampires in Film and Lit.
Biggest Fear: To wake up and be as dumb as Palm (I had to get back somehow)
Three Words That Describe You: Damn Hot Shit
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Dodji Dzakuma
Nick Name: MILF
Age 19
Birthday 11/18
e-mail address Mo_onlightknight@excite.com
Major: ???
Weight 120
Height 5' 9"
Waist 28
Chest ?
Inseam 32
Shoe Size 11
Favorite Recreational Beverage Mt Dew
Favorite Movie Clueless, or Matrix
Celebrity you Resemble ?!
Turn-Ons Video games, fast cars, random crazyiness
Turn-Offs people who don't like to be random or
crazy, peer pressure
Hometown Effingham
Hometown's Slogan The Heartland
Favorite Food !?
Shampoo Nutrogena
Favorite Cereal Cookie Crips
Boxers, Briefs, or Thong Briefs
What color for the above black
Favorite Ice Cream Flavor vanilla
Song Title That Describes You
Hobbies Video games
Spermicidal Yeah or Nay ?!
Other Instruments Played Piano Trombone
Crumple or Fold Toilet Paper crumple
Favorite Class Rhetoric
Biggest Fear lots of creatures that are lower than reptiles, and two in particular, but I won't tell you cause that can throw me into hysteria, I
actually almost smashed my face in because I went into hysteria, don't try it it's a serious thing
Three Words That Describe You Crazy, spontaneous, random
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